Dweis :)
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.

Condoms are just like parents.

beben-eleben:

They are there to protect you, but usually it’s more fun when they’re not around.

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beben-eleben:

Diretsahan talaga! Hahaha

beben-eleben:

Diretsahan talaga! Hahaha

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when teachers sit on your desk while talking to the class

In class pretending like I give a shit.

When someone isn’t listening to you as you tell your story: